Computer from Hell

I have come to the conclusion that my computer is either possessed, or it just hates me. I'm really sorry that I spilled cheesecake on it, but haven't I been punished enough? I even bought it a whole new keyboard. I was so excited to get my "v" key back, and then my wireless stopped working. It keeps saying that there is a "problem applying profile". I thought I could deal with it because it connects to every network except the one we set up in my apartment. So what if it was a little slower? I could manage, at least until last Sunday. All of a sudden it just decided to stop working all together. The computer told me that I was connected to the internet, but all that came up was a white screen. I was going to take it back to DoIt, but it was working again on Monday morning. Personally, I think the stupid thing was just lulling me into a false sense of security. It wanted me to believe that it was okay so that I would be upset all over again when it stopped opening the internet again this Sunday. Maybe it just decided to observe a day of rest. I mean, it's only quit working on Sundays. I'm hoping it's going to magically repair itself because I have no clue how to fix it, and I think my roommate might not want me hogging her computer. Maybe I should apologize to it again for the cheesecake. Maybe then it will stop trying to spite me. If that doesn't work, I might have to have an electronic exorcism.